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A Life Less Ordinary A Life Less Ordinary
December 08, 2004
I've often times been called Satan, sometimes by random people and sometimes by close friends. Very endearing

So, let's examine this a bit further; What exactly makes me Satan?

Ok, ok, I can think of a few things, so here it goes: The Fifteen Things That Might Make Me Satan In The Eyes of Others

1. I've purposely been mean to people I know because I thought it was funny at the time.

2. I've talked shit about a majority of my friends behind their backs.

3. I've cursed at children.

4. I've flipped off crazy drivers.

5. I've used Jesus and fuck in the same sentence, other than in this instant.

6. I've sinned, oh thousands of times.

7. I've told telemarketers where to stick it.

8. I've cussed at my mother.

9. I've spread rumors about people I know.

10. I've told a guy he's good in bed when he really wasn't.

11. I've told someone "I love you" when I really didn't.

12. I've purposely left my house in a frenzy to avoid conversation with my mother.

13. I purposely called a girl I didn't know a bitch so that I could play Beer Pong.

14. I have pruposely tried to create drama between a guy and a girl so that I could have the guy.

15. I've lied to everyone I know at least one time, if not more.

So, you decide! Am I Satan material?


*Always.
Caitlin

Wilted | Fresh


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